Northern Sold 6:38 Sun Oct 23
Northern Monkey Rugby
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.... is SHIT
Wales 12 18 COOK ISLANDS
Austrailia 84 0 Scotland
LEBANON 32 14 Ireland
Joke Northern Monkey sport..
* back heels *
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Side of Ham
9:28 Tue Oct 25
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Is it Aussie rules or REAL Aussie rules? What is it you want to be right about Svender?
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Far Cough
9:27 Tue Oct 25
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soldo, you au fait with Yank sports, how are you with the double switch rule was in baseball, I suppose for most people it's like the offside rule to people who don't follow football?
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Sven Roeder
8:14 Tue Oct 25
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Your logic has deserted you there, SURFY
The series results were shared over the years and the AFL players were basically asked to play the Irish at Gaelic football.
Obviously THEIR game with THEIR ball against presumably the best exponents of it in the world.
Its a different game not 'easier' especially with a completely unfamiliar ROUND ball.
The idea of reversing it and asking Gaelic players to deal with an oval ball on a massive pitch like the MCG would be utterly nonsensical.
Unfair and dangerous once the Gaelic players used to almost a touch rugby style game took a few proper tackles.
It would be similar to the New York Yankees challenging Essex CC to a mixed rules game and saying we will use baseballs & baseball bats on a diamond with pitching (ie throwing) allowed.
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Northern Sold
2:46 Tue Oct 25
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Rules in Rugby are not that difficult… I started playing at 10 and came from a council estate and I got them… yeah sometimes RU refs might get a decision wrong but they get far far less wrong than the so called easy to follow Association Football… you either get them or you don’t… I got a MATE who no matter how many times we watch a game he just has not got a clue… rest of us… including the women can pick the vast majority of what is going and why certain pens are given… yet my fick cunt mate is constantly questioning `what happened there’??? Very easy to just say a sport is shit if you don’t understand the rules… I used to be the same with all the Yank sports… love them now…
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SurfaceAgentX2Zero
2:06 Tue Oct 25
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Sven
If AFL is so much more difficult than the GAA game, how come the Aussies keep losing the matches that are, presumably, so easy for them?
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Side of Ham
1:58 Tue Oct 25
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Of course you won't get the rules Swiss it is played mainly by the toffs & privately educated and you are comprehensively thick......
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Swiss.
12:35 Tue Oct 25
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Vexed 7:58 Mon Oct 24
"'The problem with Rugby Union is that NO CUNT ACTUALLY KNOWS THE RULES. Watch how many times the whistle goes and no cunt in the entire stadium apart from the ref knows what the fuck it was for. What a load of shit."'
Exactly and makes the game a lottery.
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Northern Sold
12:14 Tue Oct 25
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Cheezey Bell-End 9:40 Tue Oct 25
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Union is a tedious game for tedious people.
Yet is is far more universally played in a. This country and b. The World... I wonder why that is??
League is a Huge game in Oz and the North of England... and that's it... at least a Rugby Union WC is competitive... fucking Cook Islands.... behave...
*gets tackled... wiggles around a bit *
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Council Scum
11:59 Tue Oct 25
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"in football it's still rared for a blatant stupid penalty to be awarded. In rugby they have a least 5 a game."
That's because a penalty can be given anywhere on a rugby pitch, not just in some small rectangle.
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On The Ball
9:53 Tue Oct 25
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I don't about that CBE - India-Pakistan the other day was great!
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Cheezey Bell-End
9:40 Tue Oct 25
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Union is a tedious game for tedious people. The entertainment is what goes on off the pitch.
Can't get into AFL despite being surrounded by it. The AFLW is on now. No escaping it.
To me league is real rugby. I go whenever I can when in Australia. It's the only sport I watch that makes me want to jump the fence and join in, though I know it wouldn't last long if they let me.
The A League has just started here. I might go to see Melbourne Victory for a football fix. But Australian sport always has a shit atmosphere.
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gregan
2:40 Tue Oct 25
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Loved rugby league back in the day on Grandstand. Wigan and Martin "Chariots" Offiah and then later London Bronco's with all the Aussie imports. Bizarrely I was asked to design the Opta stats for RL. I turned it down, but being asked is what counts!
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Sven Roeder
2:06 Tue Oct 25
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Think your normal level of PEDANTLY tediousity is failing you here SURFIE
Gaelic football is played with a round ball on a rectangular pitch of about 130m x 80m with minimal or no physical tackling. 15 players a side incl a goalkeeper
AFL is played with a oval ball (moves quicker through the air, harder to gather catch & control) on an oval shaped ground (think MCG which is 171m long & 146m wide) & tackling between shoulders & knees is a vital part of the game. 18 players a side with no goalkeeper
Understand in the International Rules series over the years (10 series wins each) the 'game' was played with a ROUND ball on a GAELIC rectangular pitch, with 15 a side (incl a keeper) with a bit of tackling allowed .... ie gaelic in all but name
Think the countries lost interest .... the 2020 didnt happen because of COVID & there is no sign of a 2022 series.
HAPPY TO BE OF EDUCATIONAL ASSISTANCE
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Northern Sold
9:55 Mon Oct 24
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Tight vests
Tight shorts
FOOTY
Aussie Bent shit
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SurfaceAgentX2Zero
9:32 Mon Oct 24
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Sven, you knob.
Gaelic Football and AFL are essentially the same game. They even have a yearly play-off between the two countries to see who is best at it - whatever it is.
At least they used to until Ireland kept winning it.
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Sven Roeder
8:02 Mon Oct 24
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Yes, Dan Cole is ideally built for what his job is ..... running into other big fat men
To each their own .... some like this basic war like game where two armies face each other and try and force each other back.
Once in a while a passing move breaks out and someone runs and displays some fancy ball handling and passing.
Personally I prefer another game which involves running , agility and ball skills with hand and foot. There are rugby players (freaks) like Wilkinson & O'Driscoll who COULD have adapted to being maybe a useful half back flanker in AFL.
A fair number of Irish players with a round ball GAELIC football background have been able to adapt to AFL .... this years champions had two Irish players who became the second and third ever Irish players to win a premiership.
The good news is of course that if AFL & NRL didnt exist in Australia all those players might be playing union.
And you'd be complaining like in League that THEY WIN THE WORLD CUP ALL THE TIME
Be grateful!
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Vexed
7:58 Mon Oct 24
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The problem with Rugby Union is that NO CUNT ACTUALLY KNOWS THE RULES. Referees allow some stuff some weeks and not other weeks, players do really dumb shit because they are either super thick or dont know the rules. Watch how many times the whistle goes and no cunt in the entire stadium apart from the ref knows what the fuck it was for. What a load of shit.
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Side of Ham
7:30 Mon Oct 24
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'bop to'.......hahahahaha!
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Swiss.
7:01 Mon Oct 24
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Council Scum
in football it's still rared for a blatant stupid penalty to be awarded. In rugby they have a least 5 a game.
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Vexed
6:38 Mon Oct 24
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"what a fucking shit Northern back heel Monkey sport it is"
Ag!
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Council Scum
6:36 Mon Oct 24
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Like footballers making fouls or giving penalties away? Morons
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